A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor those who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust. Blonde?It had to be something about whatever it was that she saw that made Kimstop. Had to be.The door opened and a wall of blonde and purple suddenly appeared beforeher."Bobbieeee," Tim said, grabbing onto the bakery's occupant. Fayefollowed in soon after, the shirt dirty and a smudge on his face"Hey," he said."What did you do today?" Bobbie quirked an eyebrow."Finally fixed that goddamn brake light."Tim gasped. "You know how to do that?" Yeah," Faye said with an unspoken of course. "Don't you?" Don't be silly," Tim laughed, letting go of Bobbie and latching ontoFaye. "You're so manly," She giggled. Turning back to Bobbie. "Did yousell lots of goodies?"Bobbie smiled. Still thinking about the bakery."Most of them. How was school?"Tim smiled broader than she had ever seen Faye smile. Her blue eyes wereclear, but vacant. "It was sooooo fun! The boys were all super nice tome and Rach invited me to a sleepover and..." What?" Bobbie asked."Ummm, yeah. I was gonna mention that. I guess.
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